Cliché-a-Day

It's a love/hate relationship . . . and there's another one!

We’ll cross that bridge when we get there…

It’s tough to traverse over a body of water or major road without actually being at that location. I know you’re anxious, but seeing as we aren’t anywhere near that bridge, unless you have full control over time and space, we’ll have to go over when we are actually there… and, no, I am not procrastinating.

See also: Play it by ear.

Once bitten, twice shy

If something bites me, I will not bite it back. I will not even slap it back, or talk shit about it. Rather, I will take two times the required in-action to avoid it biting me again. Then I will write a pretty crappy song about it and make an even crappier music video (after learning guitar, growing my hair out, and forming a rock band, of course).

Poker face

I don’t want you to know what I’m thinking so I will very unsuspiciously remove all expression from my face….damn, now you know that I’m thinking about how I don’t want you to know what I’m thinking…

To a ‘T’

Accuracy = right angles

Welcome to my world

I hope you’re well acquainted with my problems. They’re your problems now.

Nailed it!

Dude! You completed that with such speed and accuracy it simuated an action of light construction! Sweet!

Too cool for school

Too much hot new car for bus. Too many friends for extra curricular activities. Too coordinated and physically fit for student council.

Play it by ear

Ehhhhh… I’m not sure what’s gonna happen…and I don’t want to make any decisions about it… so I just won’t.

Darn tootin’!

“Damn fuckin’ straight!” said the man wearing spurs and/or a non-ironic handlebar mustache.